U: Hello... I is da eeevil dat lurks in da dark, dank corners o' yur worst nightmares... I is Understitch... da jiggeldy, wobbeldy creeper who tinks da bears wit da limbs needs t'be taken down a peg r'two.
Mebbe yous been wonderin' where did dem bears go? Mebbe yous been tinkin' dey furgot 'bout der important write-tings. Mebbe yous dint tink bout how MEBBE dis evil mastermind had done an stolen deir passage words!!!!
Prepare for da evils.
Cuz yous not ready.
... and he's right, we aren't ready... oh no we are not. Dot hasn't realized it... he's been busy welcoming some new bears into the fold... but his blog has been hijacked (I'll have to tell him asap) and the Cavey are out to get him... led by their new, nefarious leader, Understitch.