Monday, January 25, 2010

The old and the new...

Dot: Hey folks, I just wanted to show off my new necklace...

Dot: It's actually a sentimental piece...
H: Well, you're a sentimental piece too, so you go together well.
Dot: What?! How could you?! I thought you liked me!!!
H: Huh?!

Dot: Are you going to throw me in flames? Drop me in the river from a tall bridge?
Offer me up to some obscure star god so he can eat my stuffing?!
H: SENTIMENTAL... not sacrificial!

Dot: Oh... what does sentimental mean?
H: It means you're very special.
Dot: OH! Well... yeah... wait... so this necklace is very special?
H: Yeah, it's the button from a friend's favorite grandmother's coat.

Dot: Oh... I uhm... I gotta go... uh... put something out.
H: ... oh my.

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