D: I have been terribly negligent... I admit. I think I still have jet lag... that trip to Spain was tiiiiring!!
This is Spain... there will be more where this came from...
I do have to say, I was quite shocked when I got back... there seems to have been a new... addition. His name is Dash... say 'hello,' Dash...
Dash: Hello...
D: So, yeah, there's that guy. Not sure how I feel about him yet... he just kind of follows me around, looking at me with big googly eyes.
Dash: *in awe* It's... Dot.... wooooooow.... so... AWESOME!!!
D: Yeah, see what I have to deal with there? I mean... who is this kid? What has he heard? I suspect an elaborate spy network, and you can bet there will be an interrogation later on... possibly the withholding of some cookies. I'll keep you updated.